how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
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The internal monologue that goes on whenever I cave to junk food.
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this covers every argument against gay marriage and completely destroys it this is a very good post
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Opinions are like orgasms. Mine’s more important and I dont care if you have one.
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we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
every single year
Already want pizza and noodles.
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lose weight naturally with just 3 easy steps!!
- pop it
- lock it
- polka dot it
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I suck at describing myself..but I'll make it simple. I love life, and being happy in that life..food makes me happy - if not a bit chubby :D) - and movies and books and shows of every kind. If you aren't enjoying life, what's the point :)
I'm easily amused by witty things, and love a good laugh! On average, I would say that I laugh about 3 times more that an average person :D I hope my random-ass blog makes you a little bit more happier :)
